Christians often discuss the topic of proper dress, and modesty. So that is what I thought of when I read this post from Fragments From Floyd. It actually sounded like a good idea to me: a Christian dress for success chart.
“So I imagine a visual guide for coed dress, like the one for doggy physique.
Below the ideal form in the ONE to THREE categories, in the rare undernourished classification, the description might read thusly: Bony hip bones project several inches above top of slacks at pubic line. Knobby sternum evident in plunging V-cut of blouse; ribs prominent, clevage uncloven. Lumbar vertebrae and shoulder blades apparent from posterior view.
Far more commonly, the deviation from the rare IDEAL LEVEL FIVE is toward the SEVEN to NINE body forms: Bony prominences lacking. Handles d’amour lap over constricting waistband of low-riding slacks. Umbilicus obscured but location suggested within horizontal folds. V-cut reveals what appears to be two bald heads side by side on a bumpy road.
Like Seinfeld noted, there’s good naked and bad naked. In this case, less really can be less. It is a style created for supermodels, adopted by all. Don’t look, Ethel.”