Nomination for Funniest Resolutions 2006



My New Year’s Resolutions for 2006:

I resolve never again to launch a bowling ball over the roof with a trebuchet……

Is he serious? …and how about this:

I resolve to stop making those retching sounds when my wife serves asparagus.

…I resolve to stop laughing when Pat Robertson says something dumb; because I’m sure his mother is very proud of him.

…I resolve that putting shaving cream in my brother’s toothpaste tube is never a good joke, not even on April 1.

I resolve never again to enter an Assembly of God church with a UPC barcode stenciled to my forehead.

…I’d love to meet this blogger in person.