On a lighter note: the view from her

I was surfing a bit, and came across this blog. I think I’d been there before, but I don’t think I’ve linked and recounted how enjoyable I find Jan’s style and blogging. This post from June 30 was one of those men/women comparisons I like so well:

the view from her
why women are talkative

A husband attempted to prove to his wife that women talk more than men by showing her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, while women use 30,000 words a day. (What was he thinking?)

His wife considered the information for a moment, and then suggested that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

Looking stunned, her husband said, “What?”


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here’s some from my own collection:
Haircuts

Women’s version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier………

Men’s version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.

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Men forget everything; women remember everything.

That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.

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