Sister Nail Gun of Enlightenment
This is for ♥Greg♥ , my favorite attiude problem.
I may be late, but eventually I nail it.
(but I really like this one: The Pepper Spray of Compassion)
And what is his alias? Sibling Cattle Prod of Courteous Debate.
You can get yours.
Unitarian isn’t your cup o’tea? You must be more the aggressive type, how about a Pirate name?
My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Cash
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you’re a tough person. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!
this has been my exercise in jumping the shark for today….