It’s Black Humor Time

No not that, not Chris Rock…. this:

“TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO.”
– US Army Infantry Journal

“DON’T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU.”
– US Army Infantry Journal

“IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM.”
– USAF Ammo Troop

via Blonde Sagacity

Be careful when you’re doing this.
The Anarchist’s Cookbook

Laziness: check. Impatience: check. Hubris: check.

Don’t let worries kill you…. Let the church help. -from UMC sign

Death hampers many a career -Amish Tech Support ( Lawrence)

A witty saying proves nothing.
-Voltaire [well, I thought that was funny- ]

I’m out of bed and I made it to the keyboard, what more do you want?!
-Unknown

I hate thinking…it gives me ideas.