ok, so I want blog-lite tonight

How to make an ilona

5 parts mercy

1 part silliness

3 parts ego
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion


T Tender
R Rare
U Unnatural
E Exquisite
G Glamorous
R Respectable
I Innocent
T Talented

Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
That truegrit is so not accurate. The G? The G should be for something like “googly-eyed” or goofy or something that does not appeal to teenage divas. but I thought it was a cute concept. I put “Ilona” on the spicey blog. Now that one was too too much me.

20 Questions to a Better Personality

Wackiness: 20/100
Rationality: 54/100
Constructiveness: 44/100
Leadership: 56/100

You are an SRDL–Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a mob boss. You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can’t stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don’t make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must.

People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.

You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life’s finer things.

Please don’t kick my ass.